Put on your dancing shoes Dinohorse or you may crack your hooves. You move so fast across my knee that I often cannot see your feet! Perhaps its because you have actually sprayed my eyes with your toxic vomit. But anyway it is wiped away so i can write about you again this night.
Smiling at all the injuries and destruction you have caused, but still you cannot laugh as people are still living where you should be slaying!
Anyway my dear Dinohorse, stop neighing for a while and help me to write the LIST OF TRIUMPH.
For it has been assigned to me to write such a compilation of quests for Glenfren Asomvel.
The TWELVE TRIALS OF ASOMVEL are to follow at my invention, and how difficult it is proving to create such horror that will sate my desire for pain and colour.
Nothing is forming tonight. Perhaps the fragments of tonight's dreaming will result is the perfect twelve.
Goodnight Dinohorse.
Hail Goruguay.
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
Monday, December 06, 2004
Sea Food Loves Me
Well I decided not to hand Edmund into the authorities as he would probably never tell me where he's buried the secret treasure if I did so.
So we fled back to Stabby Stabby Stables and established a story that would assist Edmund in eluding the law for a safe period.
First, the fate of Dr Edmund Headmund MPD (Medical Pyropractic Doctor). He was to be slain by a falling and exploding fist on the path out of Fistanbul Prison. His remains were to have been blown away in the wind over to Gorway. Hopefully this would appeal to the North Goruguayan Government and they would use this pollution excuse to ignite the country of Gorway under the GU dangerous emissions act of 2003. This may possibly spark some kind of fighting and then we can do more regular pillaging and Headmund would be out of the way of the law.
Second, the identity of Dr Edmund Headmund was to change simply to Mister Edmund Headmund MPyro (Master of Pyropractic).
So lets hope this all works out.
So we "replaced" Edmund Headmund in GORE with Edmund Headmund and were all set to destroy Bradford England with Deicide and Arkhon Infaustus. Glenfren was most pleased at this new addition as it meant he was no longer the 'new kid' and began teasing and hazing instantly.
It was amusing to see Jack Owen of Cannibal Corpse sitting on a pool table when we arrived at the show. He was to replace one of the departed Hoffman brothers of Deicide on this tour.. and the last time we saw him he'd clearly just witnessed GORE live and left Cannibal Corpse in shame. Was mostly over-reacting, as CC were pretty good that night earlier this year. But yeah you gotta do what you gotta do.. But still, after a stabtacular GORE performance I hear he's leaving Deicide now..
So we fled back to Stabby Stabby Stables and established a story that would assist Edmund in eluding the law for a safe period.
First, the fate of Dr Edmund Headmund MPD (Medical Pyropractic Doctor). He was to be slain by a falling and exploding fist on the path out of Fistanbul Prison. His remains were to have been blown away in the wind over to Gorway. Hopefully this would appeal to the North Goruguayan Government and they would use this pollution excuse to ignite the country of Gorway under the GU dangerous emissions act of 2003. This may possibly spark some kind of fighting and then we can do more regular pillaging and Headmund would be out of the way of the law.
Second, the identity of Dr Edmund Headmund was to change simply to Mister Edmund Headmund MPyro (Master of Pyropractic).
So lets hope this all works out.
So we "replaced" Edmund Headmund in GORE with Edmund Headmund and were all set to destroy Bradford England with Deicide and Arkhon Infaustus. Glenfren was most pleased at this new addition as it meant he was no longer the 'new kid' and began teasing and hazing instantly.
It was amusing to see Jack Owen of Cannibal Corpse sitting on a pool table when we arrived at the show. He was to replace one of the departed Hoffman brothers of Deicide on this tour.. and the last time we saw him he'd clearly just witnessed GORE live and left Cannibal Corpse in shame. Was mostly over-reacting, as CC were pretty good that night earlier this year. But yeah you gotta do what you gotta do.. But still, after a stabtacular GORE performance I hear he's leaving Deicide now..
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