It has been a long time, my Goruguayan friends. But as I once said, times have been tough living in the toilets of the truckulent South. The once Fantastic Shape has now been defeated. It became very lazy and did no exercise, thence losing shape and getting a good kicking from the insurgences. So now I, and my people, are back. Its been a relatively short road back to victory but many smaller battles have been won on the way. After reading a pillage table it would seem that I am now the wealthiest man on the continent! I am currently selecting a suitable castle to grow old and die in while my offspring defend my honour from its ramparts. So far I can't find one with enough bedrooms or wings. I am looking to expand for the future of course.
But for now I am back in Fistanbul for a while.
On my travels in the South I met a very interesting individual by the name of Dhalsim Kabaddhi. It turns out that he is a member of one-time secret organisation "The Affish-anados" and we share a lot in common. Anyway he's been impressing me with his self-tuition of GORE songs and has subsequently replenished the quintet orchestra. So watch out for that bad-ass. He's sworn secret swear words over modern relic "The Corpsifier" and is ready to rock stadiums around the world with the rest of us.
Farewell.
