Gorwegian Embargo

I picked up the paper today to discover that North Goruguay and colonial South Goruguay will no longer be trading with Gorway of the East.
This is quite a bitter blow to me as I really do enjoy their rice.
Goruguay generally is fairly abysmal for rice and all cereals. They tend to not like growing on our soils. Gorway was the best thing though. The ultra-sub-tropical temperatures and magic bacteria were symbiotic with the cereal grains of the East for a taste that can't be beat.
I'm not entirely sure as to why this embargo has been put in place.
As an Embassador of North Goruguay I should actually know.. what an excellent rulership we have over here no?
I can only guess however. And this is my conclusion for the time being. Last year after the war between King Kongles Island and South Goruguay, Gorway was ingested by the gigantic fatman.
Gorway was eventually heralded as the cause of death of Kongles, who incidentally was an ally of North Goruguay against their Southern nemeses.
Gorway caused a gut blockage that not only starved Kongles, but also caused a build up of toxic waste in his alimentary canal. The waste eventually calcified, but the fatman was sufficiently poisoned to weaken his bodily defences against the disruption of Gorway. Gorway pushed its way out the closest available hole and Kongles slowly and painfully died of rectal bleeding.
Gorway went on to flourish with rice and cereal production thanks to the rare biles and acids in Kongles' belly. Until this morning the nation was responsible for a huge monopoly on high street breakfast snacks throughout the whole continent of Goruguay.
Kongles decomposed off the South East coast of mainland Goruguay to form Carcossia- the Carcass Islands. These are a collective that do not seem to abide by any such rules.
Each island is constantly under attack from other islands and it is rumoured that the Shrew of Menace- War Criminal President of King Kongles Island has sought refuge here. He is heavily wanted for punishment for losing King Kongles Island- a floating landmass that was planned to be a key feature in North Goruguay's European take-over bid. Lottery funded cannon turretry was one of the island's greatest arsenelic benefits.
For several months King Fist-Fetch of North Goruguay has pressed Carrie O'Bag- Prime Minister of Gorway to accept responsibility for the non-capture of the rodent leader. However O'Bag has never accepted such charges and blames both nations of mainland Goruguay as Gorway was forced into war, whereas the others all chose to join.
This anti-violence attitude has irritated most of Goruguay. It has been said that most Gorwegians are old people just waiting to die, or foreign tourists. The youth have illegally deflected their citizenship to one of the other Goruguayan nations.
And last week, to add further fuel to the Gorwegian funeral longboat, A special message was broadcast on Fonz Jazeerah TV featuring a glove puppet portrayed to be the Shrew eating a pink cream cake with the North Goruguay in black icing across the top.
And so, in conclusion, besides cereal production and holiday destinations, Gorway has practically no other revenue. And as World Powers collide, and embarrassment is met in North Goruguay, Gorway is taking the flack while the Shrew laughs.
I'll check the internet for other stories and see how wrong I am. So check my next journal entry.